The Story of Fred

I found this nice story, please read to the end.
So next time you are asked whats your name , you can answer Just .... (Fred)


The Story of Fred

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he answers.

‘Fred what?’ the officer asks him .

‘Just Fred,’ the man responds to the officer .

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but he lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born by the name of Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades at school.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.’

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Thanks to postroad for the good story.

So , what`s your name again? :D

Just....